Skyrim Npc Funny Walk and Sit

**Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:00 pm

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r · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:38 pm

Yes! They'd also need rural local pubs for local people where "you can't stand there because that's where Fjorgerd stands and he'll be here in a minute" and the Nordic equivalent of the loud and boring man in the pink corduroy trousers who refers to Mrs Bore as 'the wife' that you seem to get in every single pub in England.

Live music in the pubs would obviously be something I'd love as well - shanty bands in the harbourside towns and classic drinking songs and mournful mountain airs further inland, anyone?

the Savage Hippie · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:08 pm

Imagine walking into a tavern and in the corner there's a Nord barbershop quartet singing "A Less Rude Song" - funny picture.

Well, I agree with you on this matter. The inns and taverns were terribly boring in Oblivion. I loved when I discovered a new one, but I was always disappointed when I walked in to find out that the only guests would be a legion soldier...

tikki50 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:28 pm

they should add bar fights (with fists only) maybe throw a chair or break it over someone, a big bar brawl, then the guards bust in and start breaking it up. With that my character tends to drink a lot, yep I have a play an alcholic. Where is the blurred vision and delayed responses along with accidental or inccorectly cast spells!

Mucro · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:36 pm

yes this is a fantastic idea, one which i have always wanted aswell
this way taverns can become a hub for all character types, those relaxing after a hard days work (whilst my character was in the arena he would go to the feedbag everynight to waste his winnings) shady characters sitting in the corner, hiding from authority or spying. there are many possiblilities with it.
also, please don't have everyone stare at you when your close to NPC's. i don't know why but it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Veck · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:41 pm

I can picture it now. You're an old and weather-beaten traveller, stumbling through the snow and despedately looking for a place to stay. When you reach the inn, you are sccosted at the entrance by a young Orc, who claims that you can't enter unless you show that ou have the money to stay there. After refusing and insulting his weight, then eventually giving in and presenting your grubby Septims, he reluctantly lets you in. When you reah the bar and ask for a drink, you realise that the bartender is the father of the Orc outside, and boy is he not happy that you called his son fat. After finally convincing him to let you buy a pint of Hist Rage Ale, you sit down in the corner and get your surroundings. In the corner is a group of Nords shouting around a cockfight. A frustrated old Altmer sits in the corner, sipping on Tamika's and reading Alessia Ottus's latest novel. Eventually, you find yourself stuck against the wall chatting to the world's most boring Bosmer.

Yeah, I could dig that.

Mucro · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:51 pm

it would be so good for realism to add a bustle feel to the whole of the cities, picture carts going down a cramped, dirty road and people walking past them. the buildings completeley surround the road and there is a tavern at the top of the road, you can hear the chatter from outside. candle light from inside lights the windows with a dull yellow. when you go in there are many people talking and laughing. like the inn of the prancing pony in bree.

Vendetta · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:11 pm

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Owl in a Fridge · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:52 am

Blackfire wrote:

It would be a bit odd to get drunk, pass out, and find yourself waking up from bed with another man O.o

o.O I'd never drink again and enter a state of permanent denial!!

Anyway, in Oblivion I found it unlikely that when you enter the an inn/tavern in the wilderness, the only social gathering point in miles around, you found perhaps two or three NPC's talking about vicious mudcrabs, or simply sitting around a table in silence. The inns definitely needs some re-working in Skyrim. Maybe, with the addition of bar-fights and gambling/betting? The taverns could also become a place for gathering information from slightly intoxicated Nords in quests?

Symphonic · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:07 pm

I would also love to see the taverns become either a source of information like mentioned (kind of like in Oblivion when you were walking around and overheard someone talking about the Anvil chapel, for example, it gets added to your discussion topics) or also as a source for quests. If you actually listen, you might overhear someone who needs help with something, or maybe on the darker side, would pay good Septims to have something stolen, or someone killed.

Being able to blend in would be great, too. I know this isn't Assassin's Creed or anything, but I should be able to grab a drink and sit down off to the side, completely inconspicuous. This would allow me to either escape a chase, or eavesdrop/spy on someone quest-related without them noticing.

JJSmart · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:57 pm

I as well have many times hoped Oblivion's inns and taverns were more like this.
And i have high hopes in this regard. Morrowind had all NPCs pretty much standing still everywhere. Oblivion's introduction of the RadiantAI made a huge step by giving every NPC something to do, and even if it looks rather simplistic and monotone after 4 years, i thought it was awesome when it was first released. This feels like a natural next step.

Elegost · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:16 pm

Everything everyone has said is great, I hope all the towns ect are very busy with life, and have lots to do and more to talk about. Some times Oblivion feels a bit quite for a medeavil (srry about spelling) town, I mean there should be more street braws, a hanging or execution, stalls on the streets, more beggers, pickpockets can steal from YOU.

The Gray Box · **Posted:** Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:47 am

I want to see people dancing and singing, I want to see them raising their cups and bottles.
People entering the tavern sober then eventually they get drunker and drunker.

There should be on the random occasion that someone gets paranoid and starts a bar fight with one of the other local drunks.

There should be bards singing songs and sharing tales and even in each Tavern, you find a unique NPC who will tell you interesting stories. There should also be mercs for hire and Assassins just sitting alone at the end of the tavern.

JJSmart · **Posted:** Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:45 pm

Taverns are also the perfect place to add a few minigames to earn (or lose) a few gold pieces. Dice, cards, etc.
Maybe even some more cruel games like tying a goblin to a wall and play darts with knives!
Maybe that's too much though... :shock:

hisdudeness · **Posted:** Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:34 pm

Yes! I love the idea about NPC's (and the player) getting drunk and singing and stumbling, hugging and fighting. Every tavern should have a guy like the one in Cheydinhal that lost his house. "Cliff racer fllllyyyyyyy soooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhh". On a somewhat related note, one of the things I always hated in Oblivion was how if you went into your inventory and picked something to eat or drink, you never saw your character eat or drink, but you could see NPCs around you eating, drinking, sleeping, etc. I want more realism in the role playing! When I go into my room at the inn, I want to see animations when I eat dinner, read a book, take off my armor, and lay down to sleep.

ironsoultrap · **Posted:** Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:58 pm

I so agree with this idea. The inns and taverns in Oblivion just felt dead. Sure, they would have a few people in them, but they never really felt alive. I want lots of characters crammed inside (what's a tavern without having your personal space violated?), drinking, shouting, interesting NPC conversations, and a creepy old bartender with one eye that knows everything.

Yup. That sounds about right.

JJSmart · **Posted:** Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:03 pm

Dagoth Ur wrote:

I can't belive that this mod hasn't been mentioned yet.

That plus radiant AI and graphics improvement = win!

Whoa! I had never seen that mod, but agreed!
That, but a little bit darker and more crowded == awesome!

Aethze · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:22 pm

I will say that while I have always loved the series the taverns have always been lacking and any idea, especially the ones mentioned here, would be excellent improvements to the game as a whole.

Sonixboom · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:33 am

Hm... might be good if they do it correctly.

-Sonix

Wikia_Boy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:06 am

They should be more alive. Here are my ideas:

The people and behivor would depends on the loctation; like in an orderly and rich town like Skingrad, the bars would also be orderly. The people would be freindly, willing to share a tale or too, give you tips on stuff like goblin hunting, and hire you to do stuff like deliveries and reserch. Fights would break out every now and then, the guards would come and break them up, and as long as you don't use weapons and/or magic, you won't get arested or fined. However, in a rough and poor town like Cheydinhal, the people would be rough, telling deeds of there recient "acheivements", give you tips on places to loot, and hire you to steal something or kill someone. Fights would break out left and right, and the gurds would use weapons to break them up.

Bars not in towns would depend on the loctaion. NPC's there would depend on were they are when it gets dark or bad weather. Ones along the main roads would get more guests, but also have more guards that come there. Ones not along the main roads would be void of guard most of the time, but also most NPC's. Shadey people like mercinary's and theives would stay at these taverns, allow you to hire them at any time.

Doctor Meaticus · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:51 am

Dagoth Ur wrote:

I can't belive that this mod hasn't been mentioned yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUa-71Mp7ko

That plus radiant AI and graphics improvement = win!

That is EXACTLY the kind of thing I want in Skyrim. Lively music, drunken wastrels and dancing. Maybe throw some loose women in for good measure.

Arch-Mage Matt · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:55 am

You saw that [Illeagal picture] with the tavern (And the Tavern-Woman)? It looked pretty good...

And that Morrowind video made me want to get it for the PC...

Dark Spark · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:15 am

"We don't serve your kind here!"

"What?"

"You. Wood Elves. This is a vegan bar. You'll have to wait outside."

Teh funnie isn't the Wood Elf's reaction. Teh funnie is having a Nord say that penultimate sentence.

Wikia_Boy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:12 pm

Dark Spark wrote:

"We don't serve your kind here!"

"What?"

"You. Wood Elves. This is a vegan bar. You'll have to wait outside."

Teh funnie isn't the Wood Elf's reaction. Teh funnie is having a Nord say that penultimate sentence.

Yeah, that's a good idea, to have bars that refuse service to certian races, to add to the racism in the game

r	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:38 pm
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:28 pm Posts: 738 Location: They have a large barge with a radio antenna that they charge and discharge. Status: UESP Rock Star. UESPoints: 0	Yes! They'd also need rural local pubs for local people where "you can't stand there because that's where Fjorgerd stands and he'll be here in a minute" and the Nordic equivalent of the loud and boring man in the pink corduroy trousers who refers to Mrs Bore as 'the wife' that you seem to get in every single pub in England. Live music in the pubs would obviously be something I'd love as well - shanty bands in the harbourside towns and classic drinking songs and mournful mountain airs further inland, anyone? _________________ The Last Horse In The Sand of The Brotherhood. Fanfiction :: Music
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the Savage Hippie	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:08 pm
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 pm Posts: 300 Location: Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei ES Games: 1, 2, 3 & Tactics Platform: PC Status: doesn't really come from outer space UESPoints: 0	Imagine walking into a tavern and in the corner there's a Nord barbershop quartet singing "A Less Rude Song" - funny picture. Well, I agree with you on this matter. The inns and taverns were terribly boring in Oblivion. I loved when I discovered a new one, but I was always disappointed when I walked in to find out that the only guests would be a legion soldier... _________________ Avron the S'wit wrote: Hippie, you are too cool. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. " "Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right"
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tikki50	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:28 pm
Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:19 pm Posts: 24 Platform: ps3/xbox/pc/wii UESPoints: 0	they should add bar fights (with fists only) maybe throw a chair or break it over someone, a big bar brawl, then the guards bust in and start breaking it up. With that my character tends to drink a lot, yep I have a play an alcholic. Where is the blurred vision and delayed responses along with accidental or inccorectly cast spells!
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Mucro	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:36 pm
Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:07 pm Posts: 368 ES Games: Oblivion GOTY, Skyrim Platform: PS3, PC Status: Exploiting poor people. UESPoints: 0	yes this is a fantastic idea, one which i have always wanted aswell this way taverns can become a hub for all character types, those relaxing after a hard days work (whilst my character was in the arena he would go to the feedbag everynight to waste his winnings) shady characters sitting in the corner, hiding from authority or spying. there are many possiblilities with it. also, please don't have everyone stare at you when your close to NPC's. i don't know why but it makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Veck	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:41 pm
Joined: Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:05 pm Posts: 931 Location: Scatland Status: Nutrientibus mea nuce UESPoints: 0	I can picture it now. You're an old and weather-beaten traveller, stumbling through the snow and despedately looking for a place to stay. When you reach the inn, you are sccosted at the entrance by a young Orc, who claims that you can't enter unless you show that ou have the money to stay there. After refusing and insulting his weight, then eventually giving in and presenting your grubby Septims, he reluctantly lets you in. When you reah the bar and ask for a drink, you realise that the bartender is the father of the Orc outside, and boy is he not happy that you called his son fat. After finally convincing him to let you buy a pint of Hist Rage Ale, you sit down in the corner and get your surroundings. In the corner is a group of Nords shouting around a cockfight. A frustrated old Altmer sits in the corner, sipping on Tamika's and reading Alessia Ottus's latest novel. Eventually, you find yourself stuck against the wall chatting to the world's most boring Bosmer. Yeah, I could dig that.
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Vendetta	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:11 pm
Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:27 pm Posts: 680 Location: California UESPoints: 0	It would be a bit odd to get drunk, pass out, and find yourself waking up from bed with another man O.o _________________
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Owl in a Fridge	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:52 am
Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:46 pm Posts: 3 Location: Norway ES Games: Morrowind and Oblivion Platform: PC and Xbox 360. Status: Scandinavia is totally based on Skyrim. Duh. UESPoints: 0	Blackfire wrote: It would be a bit odd to get drunk, pass out, and find yourself waking up from bed with another man O.o o.O I'd never drink again and enter a state of permanent denial!! Anyway, in Oblivion I found it unlikely that when you enter the an inn/tavern in the wilderness, the only social gathering point in miles around, you found perhaps two or three NPC's talking about vicious mudcrabs, or simply sitting around a table in silence. The inns definitely needs some re-working in Skyrim. Maybe, with the addition of bar-fights and gambling/betting? The taverns could also become a place for gathering information from slightly intoxicated Nords in quests? _________________ "A Bro never admits being unable to drive stick, even after an accident"
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Symphonic	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:07 pm
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:07 pm Posts: 67 ES Games: Arena, Morrowind, Oblivion, SI, KOTN Platform: Xbox 360, PC UESPoints: 0	I would also love to see the taverns become either a source of information like mentioned (kind of like in Oblivion when you were walking around and overheard someone talking about the Anvil chapel, for example, it gets added to your discussion topics) or also as a source for quests. If you actually listen, you might overhear someone who needs help with something, or maybe on the darker side, would pay good Septims to have something stolen, or someone killed. Being able to blend in would be great, too. I know this isn't Assassin's Creed or anything, but I should be able to grab a drink and sit down off to the side, completely inconspicuous. This would allow me to either escape a chase, or eavesdrop/spy on someone quest-related without them noticing.
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JJSmart	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:57 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:48 pm Posts: 0 ES Games: Morrowind, Oblivion Platform: PC UESPoints: 0	I as well have many times hoped Oblivion's inns and taverns were more like this. And i have high hopes in this regard. Morrowind had all NPCs pretty much standing still everywhere. Oblivion's introduction of the RadiantAI made a huge step by giving every NPC something to do, and even if it looks rather simplistic and monotone after 4 years, i thought it was awesome when it was first released. This feels like a natural next step.
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Elegost	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:16 pm
Joined: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:03 pm Posts: 389 UESPoints: 0	Everything everyone has said is great, I hope all the towns ect are very busy with life, and have lots to do and more to talk about. Some times Oblivion feels a bit quite for a medeavil (srry about spelling) town, I mean there should be more street braws, a hanging or execution, stalls on the streets, more beggers, pickpockets can steal from YOU.
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The Gray Box	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:47 am
Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:02 am Posts: 137 Location: In Jauffre's Monk Robe ES Games: Oblivion, Morrowind Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3 UESPoints: 0	I want to see people dancing and singing, I want to see them raising their cups and bottles. People entering the tavern sober then eventually they get drunker and drunker. There should be on the random occasion that someone gets paranoid and starts a bar fight with one of the other local drunks. There should be bards singing songs and sharing tales and even in each Tavern, you find a unique NPC who will tell you interesting stories. There should also be mercs for hire and Assassins just sitting alone at the end of the tavern. _________________ My Cats Breath Smells Like Cat Food
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hisdudeness	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:34 pm
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:13 pm Posts: 0 ES Games: Arena, Morrowind, Oblivion Platform: PC, Xbox 360 UESPoints: 0	Yes! I love the idea about NPC's (and the player) getting drunk and singing and stumbling, hugging and fighting. Every tavern should have a guy like the one in Cheydinhal that lost his house. "Cliff racer fllllyyyyyyy soooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhh". On a somewhat related note, one of the things I always hated in Oblivion was how if you went into your inventory and picked something to eat or drink, you never saw your character eat or drink, but you could see NPCs around you eating, drinking, sleeping, etc. I want more realism in the role playing! When I go into my room at the inn, I want to see animations when I eat dinner, read a book, take off my armor, and lay down to sleep.
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ironsoultrap	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:58 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:44 pm Posts: 1 Location: The Batcave ES Games: Morrowind, Oblivion Platform: Xbox 360 UESPoints: 0	I so agree with this idea. The inns and taverns in Oblivion just felt dead. Sure, they would have a few people in them, but they never really felt alive. I want lots of characters crammed inside (what's a tavern without having your personal space violated?), drinking, shouting, interesting NPC conversations, and a creepy old bartender with one eye that knows everything. Yup. That sounds about right. _________________ "I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence, and I divide them. Everything must come to dust. All things. Everything dies." - Rose Tyler, "Doctor Who"
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Dagoth Ur	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:15 pm
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Aethze	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:22 pm
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:59 pm Posts: 0 ES Games: Arena, Morrowind, Oblivion Platform: PC, XBox 360 UESPoints: 0	I will say that while I have always loved the series the taverns have always been lacking and any idea, especially the ones mentioned here, would be excellent improvements to the game as a whole.
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Sonixboom	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:33 am
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Wikia_Boy	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:06 am
Joined: Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:32 pm Posts: 88 Location: Hell (or at least, that's what it feels like) ES Games: Oblivion, and I think a played the beggining of Morowind Platform: PS3, XBox (think) Status: Most Likely Reading LOVELESS UESPoints: 0	They should be more alive. Here are my ideas: The people and behivor would depends on the loctation; like in an orderly and rich town like Skingrad, the bars would also be orderly. The people would be freindly, willing to share a tale or too, give you tips on stuff like goblin hunting, and hire you to do stuff like deliveries and reserch. Fights would break out every now and then, the guards would come and break them up, and as long as you don't use weapons and/or magic, you won't get arested or fined. However, in a rough and poor town like Cheydinhal, the people would be rough, telling deeds of there recient "acheivements", give you tips on places to loot, and hire you to steal something or kill someone. Fights would break out left and right, and the gurds would use weapons to break them up. Bars not in towns would depend on the loctaion. NPC's there would depend on were they are when it gets dark or bad weather. Ones along the main roads would get more guests, but also have more guards that come there. Ones not along the main roads would be void of guard most of the time, but also most NPC's. Shadey people like mercinary's and theives would stay at these taverns, allow you to hire them at any time. _________________ Genesis Rhapsodos wrote: Even if the morrow is barren of promises Nothing shall forestall my return -From LOVELESS act III
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Doctor Meaticus	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:51 am
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:23 am Posts: 834 ES Games: Oblivion and Skyrim. Platform: PC and 360. Definitely not PS3. UESPoints: 0	Dagoth Ur wrote: I can't belive that this mod hasn't been mentioned yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUa-71Mp7ko That plus radiant AI and graphics improvement = win! That is EXACTLY the kind of thing I want in Skyrim. Lively music, drunken wastrels and dancing. Maybe throw some loose women in for good measure. _________________ -= No Gods or Kings, Only Man =- *A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys*
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Arch-Mage Matt	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:55 am
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Dark Spark	Post subject: Re: I want taverns in Skyrim to become ALIVE! Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:15 am
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:37 am Posts: 4743 Location: Edge of the world and all Western civilization ES Games: Oblivion (SI); Skyrim (DB) Platform: Steam, XBox Status: The jester of my own mind palace Other Profiles: DarkSpark135 UESPoints: 5	"We don't serve your kind here!" "What?" "You. Wood Elves. This is a vegan bar. You'll have to wait outside." Teh funnie isn't the Wood Elf's reaction. Teh funnie is having a Nord say that penultimate sentence. _________________ Baurus: Our job is to get the Emperor out of situations like this. Though I'll admit, things aren't going exactly to plan. Casandra: At this moment the deadliest weapon at my disposal is a goblin's head on a stick. I'd be worried if this was the plan.
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